< BACKCompton Valance Revenge of the Fancy-pants Time Pirate Matt Brown AUTHOR >

1. Jump 600 years into the future

2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead… with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP

3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE

4. Show him you’re no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.